INTRODUCTION
THE TRUTH ABOUT RONALD DAFT!!
Anyone who has ever picked up a book in their life will know of a very famous story by Ronald Daft. It sold squadrillions of copies. Yes, squadrillions! It is loved and admired by children of all ages and all sizes and heights throughout the world. But I can now reveal his most famous book of all was A SCAM, A SCHEME, A FALSE, FAKE, FRAUD!! It was all a LIE!! A LIE!! I can now reveal the 100% truth behind the story and expose the devious Ronald Daft as the naughty story teller he was!
After years of research I can now PROVE he changed every aspect of the story to make it make more cuddly and lovely and cute. And why did he do that? So he could sell more books and make more money – That’s why! Obvs! He changed everything. EVERYTHING!! Now, at long, long last, it can be revealed what really happened that famous day. It didn’t happen in a factory, at all, it happened in a laboratory.
This is the true story of BILLY PLONKA AND THE GROT LABORATORY
Billy Plonka and the Grot Laboratory Description:
100% Unofficial Parody
Exclusive report on the shocking truth!!!! Exposed!! The final truth behind Ronald Daft’s best-selling book. Join Spike Peecee, Victoria Scab, Orson Ploop, Viola Mudguard, Marley Suckett and, of course, Billy Plonka in Ian Billings’ hilarious comic parody
