Joe Dacy II: Last Reunion

Joe Dacy II

Hey! My name's Brad!

I'm the marketing director for Hygieia Pharmaceuticals.

I just wanted to let you know about a new wonder drug we make called Hebe.  It's pronounced Hee-Bee (although some folks call it “High-Bye.”)

Have you ever wanted to be young again? Well, that's what it does!  If so, we've got a deal for you.  If you're on Social Security, you can sign up for their fantastic, Last Reunion offer.

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Get this:

For one full week, you and your oldest high school classmates will enjoy luxury accommodations in a five-star hotel, complete with every amenity you can think of. That's through a Last Reunion Resort in your area.

Your class will revel in unparalleled comfort under the watchful eye of a medically-trained, courteous and friendly staff. Your healthcare needs will be addressed to the fullest during this time.

You will pay absolutely nothing for this event.

And for five of those days, you will be treated to an experience unlike any you could ever imagine:

You WILL be returned to your youth. You WILL be young again.

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We're not kidding!  Hebe creates the illusion of youth — in EVERY respect.  You'll feel young. You'll sound young. You'll act young.

You can cavort in our pool.  Or maybe you'd like to chat up your high school sweetheart. (He or she will look and feel young to you, too.) Who knows what can happen, right?

Is there a catch? Of course, there's a catch!  You'll have to give up your remaining Social Security benefits. But so what?  You can't take it with you, right?

Now, be sure to read the fine print, as provided by the Treatment Advisory Board. We won't call it the Death Panel, but, no worries.  It's 2040, and you've been around a long time. Sure there's a bit of risk, but what a way to go, eh?

Just so you'll know, our plan is to provide Hebe to everyone, especially the rich, powerful and famous. The military wants it to make super soldiers. The CIA wants it for, well, interrogation.  And there's lots more it can do. You see, you can be 18, or 25, or even 10! You can re-live your carefree childhood (although that's more of a Dark Web thing.)

No matter.

Sign up today. If you're from Austin, Texas, we've got that comedian, “Joe, the Old Man,” all lined up to entertain you. Don't miss out! Nurse Cindy will see you now!

Joe Dacy II

See more at : http://www.dacy.com

See the book and get ready! http://www.amazon.com/-/e/B00IAC6W16

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